We combine two of our most popular content items,
the weekly INCH Power Rankings with our annual NCAA Tournament
haikus. There are 16 teams in the NCAA Tournament of course,
and three of the teams not in the field were near the top
of the Power Rankings earlier this year:
So, in the spirit of the thing, we'll write
haikus even for the four ranked teams not in the tournament
field. Those elite 16 teams are just two wins away from a
preferred destination, but this week's weather might provide
a preview:
| No. |
Team |
|
NCAA
Tournament Haikus |
| 1. |
Boston
College |
— |
Top-seeded Eagles
Draw Front Range foe in first round
Oh no, not again |
| 29-10-1
LAST WEEK: W vs. Providence, 4-2; W vs. Maine, 4-1. THIS
WEEK: vs. Air Force (NCAA Northeast Regional) |
| 2. |
Union |
— |
Year's experience
Makes this edition of Dutch
More perfect Union |
| 24-7-7 LAST
WEEK: W vs. Colgate, 6-2; W vs. Harvard, 3-1. THIS WEEK:
vs. Michigan State (NCAA East Regional) |
| 3. |
North
Dakota |
 5 |
Eight Olive Gardens
Within 30-minute drive
Of Xcel Center |
| 25-12-3
LAST WEEK: W vs. St. Cloud State, 4-1; W vs. Minnesota,
6-3; W vs. Denver, 4-0. THIS WEEK: vs. Western Michigan
(NCAA West Regional) |
| 4. |
Michigan |
 1 |
On selection show
Aaron Ward picked U of M
There's three of 'em, pal |
| 24-12-4
LAST WEEK: W vs. Bowling Green, 3-2 2ot; L vs. Western
Michigan, 3-2. THIS WEEK: vs. Cornell (NCAA Midwest Regional) |
| 5. |
Minnesota |
 2 |
When linemates want puck
From number 19 do they
Haula at their boy? |
| 26-13-1
LAST WEEK: L vs. North Dakota, 6-3. THIS WEEK: vs. Boston
University (NCAA West Regional) |
| 6. |
Minnesota
Duluth |
 2 |
Beach blondes then Mohawks
Bulldogs' hair tricks are so cool
If you're in pee wees |
| 24-9-6 LAST
WEEK: L vs. Denver, 4-3 2 ot. THIS WEEK: vs. Maine (NCAA
Northeast Regional) |
| 7. |
Miami |
 1 |
Who would have figured
Blasi would be this region's
Token old-guy coach? |
| 24-14-2
LAST WEEK: L vs. Western Michigan, 6-2; W vs. Bowling
Green, 4-1. THIS WEEK: vs. UMass Lowell (NCAA East Regional) |
| 8. |
Denver |
 1 |
DU fans love March
Hockey, lax run together
Tourney, then Tierney |
| 25-13-4
LAST WEEK: W vs. Michigan Tech, 3-2 ot; W vs. Minnesota
Duluth, 4-3 2ot; L vs. North Dakota, 4-0. THIS WEEK: vs.
Ferris State (NCAA Midwest Regional) |
| 9. |
Western
Michigan |
 4 |
Make sure Murray knows
NCAA tournament
Not best-of-seven |
| 21-13-6
LAST WEEK: W vs. Miami, 6-2; W vs. Michigan, 3-2. THIS
WEEK: vs. North Dakota (NCAA West Regional) |
| 10. |
Ferris
State |
— |
Back in field again
Time to raise naming question:
Bueller or Wheel? |
| 13-11-5
LAST WEEK: Off. THIS WEEK: vs. Denver (NCAA Midwest Regional) |
| 11. |
Maine |
 1 |
Maine Black Bears? Really?
Next thing you'll try to tell me
Is Gophers made it |
| 23-13-3
LAST WEEK: W vs. Boston University, 5-3; L vs. Boston
College, 4-1. THIS WEEK: vs. Minnesota Duluth (NCAA Northeast
Regional) |
| 12. |
Boston
University |
 5 |
Millan very good
Chiasson, Clendening too
Jokes? Not going there |
| 23-14-1
LAST WEEK: L vs. Maine, 5-3. THIS WEEK: vs. Minnesota
(NCAA West Regional) |
| 13. |
Cornell |
 2 |
Annoyed by Yost cheers?
Stolen from Lynah Faithful
Advice: bring ear plugs |
| 18-8-7 LAST
WEEK: L vs. Harvard, 6-1; W vs. Colgate, 3-0. THIS WEEK:
vs. Michigan (NCAA Midwest Regional) |
| 14. |
Harvard |
 1 |
Crimson like Ice Cube
At 13-10-11
Got triple-double |
| 13-10-11
LAST WEEK: W vs. Cornell, 6-1; L vs. Union, 3-1. THIS
WEEK: Off |
| 15. |
UMass
Lowell |
 1 |
Last time made tourney
Sixteen of the team's players
Were under age five |
| 23-12-1
LAST WEEK: Off. THIS WEEK: vs. Miami (NCAA East Regional) |
| 16. |
Air
Force |
 3 |
Chris Farley Show asks
"Hey, remember, Eric Ehn?"
Yeah, he was awesome |
| 21-10-7
LAST WEEK: W vs. Mercyhurst, 5-2; W vs. RIT, 4-0. THIS
WEEK: vs. Boston College (NCAA Northeast Regional) |
| 17. |
Michigan
State |
 1 |
Spartans need scoring
Does anybody know if
Draymond Green can skate? |
| 19-15-4
LAST WEEK: Off. THIS WEEK: vs. Union (NCAA East Regional) |
| 18. |
Colgate |
 2 |
Shame Hobey voters
Won't get to see Austin Smith
On national stage |
| 19-17-3
LAST WEEK: L vs. Union, 6-2; L vs. Cornell, 3-0. THIS
WEEK: Off |
| 19. |
Merrimack |
 2 |
Merrimack fans were
Scoreboard watchers last weekend
Solution: Win more |
| 18-12-7
LAST WEEK: Off. THIS WEEK: Off |
| 20. |
RIT |
NR |
New rink being built
So RIT women's team
Will move to D-1 |
| 20-13-6
LAST WEEK: W vs. Niagara, 2-1 ot; L vs. Air Force, 4-0.
THIS WEEK: Off |