September
24, 2007
10 Ways the World Would Be Different if INCH Didn't
Exist
• Our wives would stop
intentionally downloading viruses to our computers at
home.
• We could show our faces
in North Dakota without fear of reprisal.
• Our napkin scribblings
would be done on actual paper.
• Adam Hauser wouldn't
get that six-figure royalty check from us for using
his name so often.
• Computers would run
faster without hour-long podcasts clogging the internet.
• Would've spent more
time working on our other site, Inside Hummel Figurines.
• Would have never perfected
our balance of being biased against both the East and
the West.
• Would never have known
that Buffalo, Boston, Columbus, Milwaukee and St. Louis
look remarkably similar at 3:30 a.m. on an April Saturday.
• We never would have
known about University of Phoenix or great places to
check your credit score.
• Where else would you
get sports news combined with biting pop-culture commentary?
Oh yeah ... everywhere.
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