March
3, 2008
Eight Ideas For Teams With Playoff Byes This Weekend
• Clarkson:
Seek out and destroy all photographic evidence of Cleary
Cup trophy presentation on Friday night when players
wore yellow crossing guard vests as sweaters.
• Michigan:
Take a break from the regular season grind and playoff
pressure to vacation in Cabo with Jessica Simpson.
• Princeton:
Drag men's lacrosse coach Bill Tierney off of practice
field for tutorial course on how to win when it matters.
• Miami:
After five years of telling you how great Oxford, Ohio
is, you really should be able to figure this one out
by yourself.
• Harvard:
Recruiting brainstorming session with Tommy Amaker on
creative ways to land the blue chippahs.
• Michigan
State: Paint another couple "2007 NCAA Champions"
logos on the ice at Munn Ice Arena, just in case people
forget.
• Union:
Picket the front of the State Capitol in Albany with
signs that say, "Support Union Hockey in Two Weeks.
Seriously."
• Notre
Dame: Re-commit to that Lenten vow to not lose to crappy
teams at home.
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