April 15, 2008 Eleven Lies and Truths Overheard in Denver • "Hey, it's Carmelo Anthony! He says we can ride home with him!" • "Brendan Morrison once said that the best team doesn't always win, but I don't think he said anything about the best team not showing up for the first period." • Guy 1: "What did you have for breakfast?" Guy 2: "Cereal and a bagel, just like Gerbe." Guy 1: "So you're going to score tonight?" Guy 2: "Three times." • "Can you believe that we're just blocks away from the home of the 2007 National League Wild Card winning Colorado Rockies?" • "I thought the Rocky Mountains would be a lot rockier than this. That John Denver is full of it." • "The gentlemen's club closes at 1:30 a.m.? Who owns it ... the Amish?" • "Hey, I thought I had a direct flight to Denver! Why is this plane landing in Nebraska?" • "I'm from Boston, so I know my seafood. Never tasted anything like these Rocky Mountain oysters, though." • "Hey ref! If you want to see a distinct kicking motion, I can easily show one to you!" • "I know we're down big after the first 20 minutes boys, but the altitude only makes it seem like a big deficit." • "North Dakota lost, no one among the Hobey finalists ... yeah, I can't see a way the WCHA screws up this Frozen Four."