November 3, 2008
Ten Things Overheard During an Official Video Goal Review

• "I always forget. Does this thing need to be on channel 3 or channel 4?"

• "Of course it's a direct kicking motion, I'm watching the Champions League highlights. Now what did you want me to look at?"

• "Headphones off, you hear the pep band. Headphones on, Skynyrd!"

• "What? Who is this? NHL review room in Toronto? Cool ... Yeah, this college game probably does have more talent than the Islanders and Blue Jackets. I don't blame you ... Thanks for the help."

• "Maybe if you hold the tint knob with the pliers while I hold the tinfoil on the rabbit ears, we'll get a better look at this."

• "How come we don't have a tent like the NFL guys? That thing is awesome."

• "The goal judge was right, but just for laughs let's go out to the middle of the rink, pretend like we're arguing, and keep pointing at him."

• "Look right here as the puck comes in. If you watch the goalie's head, it goes back and to the left ... back and to the left."

• "Yes, I'm looking for Amanda Hugginkiss. Is Amanda Hugginkiss there?"

• "You guys got any out-of-town scores up there? Curious as to how I'm doing in INCH Pick 'Em."