April
2, 2005
NCAA Frozen Four
Discover Columbus
By
Inside College Hockey Staff
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Five
years ago the college hockey world scratched its collective
head when it was informed that Columbus would host the 2005
Frozen Four. Immediately, fans from Potsdam to Colorado
Springs without an intimate knowledge of the Midwest checked
for flights to Atlanta and looked up the driving distance
to Columbus, Georgia.
Word
eventually leaked out, thankfully, that it was Columbus,
Ohio, that would be hosting the four teams vying for the
2005 title in a building with a name that dwarfs Dov Grumet-Morris
– Value City Arena at the Jerome Schottenstein Center.
For
many college hockey fans, this year’s Frozen Four
will mark their first-ever trip to Columbus. Local tourism
officials are hoping that something other than a court date
will bring them back.
Truth
is, Columbus is a fine city. It’s got almost all the
amenities anyone would ever want – plenty of restaurants,
good shopping, Broadway shows, excellent museums, terrific
festivals, every major concert and more. Columbus residents
are quick to point out that according to 2000 census numbers,
their fine city is the 16th largest in the United States.
Blah,
blah, blah.
Let’s
face it – if you’re traveling to C-Bus for the
Frozen Four, a trip to the local art gallery probably doesn’t
highlight your to-do list. If your plan is to absorb as
much college hockey as possible, taunt someone in an opponent’s
sweater, make obscure references to Andre Signoretti and
determine whether anyone knows who in the hell you are talking
about, and make it your personal pilgrimage to sample every
microbrew indigenous to the central Ohio area, read on.
Otherwise, contact the Convention and Visitor’s Bureau.
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Road Trip! |
| Thinking
of driving to the Frozen Four? None of the four teams
this year has an easy trip. Here are the distances
from each campus to Columbus, as calculated by Mapquest.com:
•
Minnesota: 762 miles or 11 hours, 35 minutes.
• North Dakota: 1076 miles or 16:04
• Colorado College: 1247 miles or 18:17
• Denver: 1266 miles or 18:23 |
HOW
TO MAKE FRIENDS WITH THE LOCALS
First
off, make sure you’ve got the pulse on the city itself
and its citizens. These people are very proud of the aforementioned
results of the 2000 U.S. Census. Asking your local tavern
owner a question you already know the answer to (“So,
how big is Columbus”) will get you an automatic friend
behind the bar and maybe even a free Columbus Pale Ale (a
local microbrew worth trying).
Next,
bash Michigan. It could be football, hockey or cheerleading,
but the fact remains that Columbus residents loathe the
Maize and Blue. Thanks to this, most college hockey fans
will fit right in.
Before
the Blue Jackets, many sports fans around the country cheapened
Columbus because they said it wasn’t home to a professional
sports franchise. They were sadly mistaken, however, as
Ohio State football generates more passion (and more revenue,
for that matter) than most professional teams. Discounting
the Wolverines in any fashion will make you an ally of any
Columbus resident.
If you
want to upgrade from ally to hero, wow the locals with your
knowledge of the building that will house the Frozen Four.
Value City Arena was opened for hockey in January, 1999,
when the Buckeyes edged Michigan 1-0 on a third-period goal
by Chris Richards (one of the most underrated CCHA players
of that decade, by the way).
Lastly,
eat, drink and be happy. Columbus is a national test market
for most large restaurant chains. Not coincidentally, it’s
also one of the 10 most overweight cities in America according
to any data you’ll find this side of the Duff Book
of World Records. Columbus residents enjoy their dinners
and typically top them off with multiple beers, drinks or
glasses of wine. So when in Rome…
As an
added bonus for hockey fans, locally headquartered square
hamburger juggernaut Wendy’s is also the parent company
of Tim Horton’s, the worldwide purveyors of donut
and coffee excellence. There are 17 Tim’s locations
in Columbus proper and no morning is complete without a
piping hot cup of black and a dozen Timbits.
HOW
NOT TO MAKE FRIENDS WITH THE LOCALS
Review
the opening paragraph of this story. Nothing will make a
Capital City resident snap faster than a “Columbus,
Ohio” reference. Call it an inferiority complex if
you will, but unless you want to leave Columbus with a visit
to Riverside Medical Center, drop the “Ohio.”
Was it St. Paul, Minnesota, or Boston, Massachusetts, when
the Frozen Four landed in those metropolitan areas? Nope.
The rationale here is that “Columbus” should
be able to stand on its own. Agree or disagree, if you want
to be known as “those cool guys from Boston that were
here for the Frozen Four,” forget the name of the
state. C-Bus will do just fine.
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Other Sights |
| OK,
Columbus isn't all about good eats and drinks. Here
are three ways to kill time between meals:
1)
The Columbus Zoo. You're probably familiar with its
former director, Jack Hanna.
2)
Jack Nicklaus Museum. Another famous Jack called Columbus
home. You won't look out of place if you wear a green
jacket here.
3)
Titanic: The Artifact Exhibition. In Columbus, COSI
isn't a sandwich place, it's a hands-on science center
downtown. This exhibit includes artifacts from the
ship and an actual iceberg. |
DON'T
MISS THIS
Columbus
doesn’t boast a French Quarter, South Beach, or any
other nationally recognized destination. But that’s
not to say that there aren’t some areas worth visiting.
If you
are staying downtown, you’ll want to hit the Arena
District and the Short North. Unless you’ve recently
been hobbled by a slash to the knee or are just plain lazy,
you’ll be able to walk between the two. The Arena
District features several bars and restaurants surrounding
Nationwide Arena, home of the Blue Jackets and this year’s
Hobey Baker Award Ceremony. O’Shaughnessy’s
Public House is a terrific Irish bar with some great outdoor
seating if the weather cooperates. Just around the corner
is the Frog, Bear and Wild Boar Bar, a more traditional
sports bar with cheap beer and eats. Gibby’s is a
great casual bar and restaurant with excellent food.
Walk
east two blocks from the Arena District and you’ll
hit High Street, one of the city’s main arteries.
Head north on High Street and you are five-minute walk away
from the Short North. This one mile strip of bars, restaurants,
shops and art galleries is one of the city’s most
popular weekend destinations.
Even
the pickiest of college hockey fans should be able to find
something to suit them in the Short North: upscale restaurants
(RJ Snappers has surprisingly good seafood despite the nearest
ocean being ten hours away; Martini’s has fantastic
steaks), laid-back taverns with good bar food (Betty’s,
Brian Boru’s, Barley’s), swanky lounges (Burgandy
Room) and popular hole-in-the wall joints that usually feature
bands (The Short North Tavern).
Our
pick in the Short North? Mac’s Cafe (693 North High
Street), renowned for its hot chicken wings. Plan on going
there late, after too many beers, and do yourself a favor
by ordering the Scotch Egg appetizer. Eat more than one
and you’ll likely suffer a stroke on-site.
If you’re
noticing a trend in the above information and raising an
eyebrow, let us answer the question for you. Yes, there
are other things to do in Columbus besides eat and drink.
And no, we don’t recommend you try any of them.
If the
hotel you landed in is near campus, be prepared to bring
cab fare. High Street is not the destination it was 15 years
ago, but still offers the college feel with bookstores,
bagel shops and coffee houses. Ohio State students must
be focusing more on studying, because their entertainment
options within walking distance are limited. Or at least
that’s what university administrators and local officials
like to think. Over a decade ago a community organization
called Campus Partners stormed through the High Street area
building by building, finding ways to shut down nightspots,
revoke liquor licenses and tear down buildings. You can
argue who was right or wrong for hours, but the bottom line
is High Street hasn’t been the same since.
The
can’t-miss site on campus is Ohio Stadium. The Horseshoe
recently underwent a $200 million renovation and is without
question one of the most impressive football venues in the
country. There’s about a 50-50 chance a gate will
be unlocked if you want to check the place out. If that
doesn’t work out, hopping the fence at 3 a.m. to attempt
a field goal would make a great story.
Near
the Horseshoe is the OSU Ice Rink. The home of Buckeye hockey
until the completion of Value City Arena, you’ll marvel
at a press box that requires media members to climb a ladder
to enter and a ceiling lower than the ones found in most
homes built near golf courses.
The
Varsity Club is the runner-up for a can’t-miss destination
in the campus area. The old-school watering hole constantly
makes everyone’s list of the top ten college football
bars in the country and, during the Frozen Four at least,
it’s fair to say it will be THE best college hockey
bar in the country.
Just
a short walk up High Street is a hole-in-the-wall known
as the Thirsty Scholar. From the outside, the place looks
like a glorified frat party (the establishment looks like
a house from the outside) and it’s as no-frills as
they come, but cheap libations are the specialty. INCH remembers
a $1 Thursday night special on tap beer and well drinks
from a visit a few years ago.
If you’re
hungry, have a roll of quarters burning a hole in your pocket,
want to catch the Masters on a big screen TV and have a
desire to soak up OSU sports nostalgia, make a beeline to
the Buckeye Hall of Fame and Café. It’s about
a 10-minute drive from the rink on Olentangy River Road.
Among the memorabilia on display – Archie Griffin’s
Heisman Trophy, a tribute to the 2002 national championship
football team and Dennis Hopson’s high-top fade (OK,
we made that last one up). If you’ve got a sweet tooth,
sample an Ice Cream Buckeye, which is peanut butter-chocolate
chip ice cream – that’s all one flavor –
dipped in chocolate.
Also
not too far from the rink, and earning raves from some Buckeye
hockey insiders, is the Rusty Bucket, an Irish pub.
If you’re
looking to explore Columbus even further, Grandview, Easton
and German Village are all good bets. Grandview offers good
bars and restaurants and probably will allow you to avoid
the large crowds associated with the Frozen Four (The Old
Bag of Nails and the Grandview Café are recommended).
Easton is a relatively new, upscale outdoor shopping area
that has something for everyone but will require a $20 cab
ride to the east side of the city.
If you
find your mornings filled with cobwebs and Advil, and a
solid lunch is exactly what you need, you won’t beat
German Village. Located just south of downtown, this historic
area features three perfect lunch or dinner spots: Schmidt’s
Restaurant und Sausage Haus (authentic German food), Katzinger’s
(the city’s best deli) and Thurman’s (quite
possibly the best, and undoubtedly the largest, burgers
in the Midwest).
MISS
THIS
It may
be worth a heated game of rock-paper-scissors to determine
an unlucky designated driver while in Columbus because cab
fares are ridiculous. Plan on paying more for round-trip
cab fare from downtown to Value City Arena than you do for
your Frozen Four tickets. Taxi meters in Columbus work more
like stopwatches.
There’s
a bus system in place that most people don’t seem
to know a whole lot about and, other than my buddy’s
master plan for a future monorail, that’s it for public
transportation. Your best bet to get anywhere is probably
to drive. Columbus doesn’t have the parking hassles
you’ll find in larger cities and traffic is never
unbearable.
As far
as landmarks go in Columbus, the one that seemed to get
the most national attention in the sports pages in recent
years is Pure Platinum, the strip bar located in the Northwest
part of the city (2880 Bethel Road, or so we’ve been
told). Two years ago former Chicago Blackhawk Theo Fleury
was involved in an infamous 3 a.m. brawl with a group of
bouncers outside the neon entertainment complex. Last year,
Ohio State tailback Lydell Ross was busted for using counterfeit
coupons (we’re guessing these weren’t clipped
from the Sunday paper) at the bar and suspended for one
game. It’s said that bad things happen in threes,
so steer clear of Pure Platinum during the Frozen Four.
Special
thanks to former Ohio State hockey SID Dan Jones for his
contributions to this report. Insiders know that Jones,
not Andre Signoretti, was the real inspiration behind Ohio
State's 1998 Frozen Four run.