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September
18, 2006
Recruiting Trail: INCH's 2006 All-Name Team
We've
told you who in this year's freshman class will make an impact
on the ice. But who, just by their name appearing in a box
score, will bring a smile to our faces? Who is prepared to
carry the torch previously held by the likes of Eric "The
Driving Cat" Toonders, Bear Trapp and Jake "We've
Got Uniforms and Everything" Taylor?
Make no
mistake, a high standard has been set. But we think the members
of INCH's 2006 Recruiting All-Name Team might just have the
stuff to carry on that legacy. You'll find their names, with
comments, below.
2006
RECRUITING ALL-NAME TEAM
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School, Pos.
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Minnesota, F
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The
Gophers are truly big time if they’ve upgraded
from money in hats to cars. And, no, he didn't transfer
from Oklahoma.
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Bowling Green, F
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Who
hasn't seen the video he made with Pam Anderson on
that houseboat?
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Alabama-Huntsville, F
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Never
would have guessed that a guy named after the Nanooks’
home base would end up as far away from them as possible.
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Lake Superior State, G
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Top
candidate for Nickname of the Year honors if we can
get his teammates to start calling him "Si habla".
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Massachusetts, F/Notre Dame F
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The
Minutemen and Irish tried, but at least for one more
year, there won’t be another Phil Kessel.
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Boston
College, F |
Good
luck telling this guy – during Super Bowl week,
no less – that the Beanpot is the only trophy
that matters.
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Northern Michigan, F
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Could
have sworn he was headed to Bowling Green.
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Massachusetts, F
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We’re
pretty sure we dated some girls in college by the
last name of Nolet.
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Boston University, F
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If
he plays the agitator role for the Terriers, will
opponents dub him "Popko the Weasel"?
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RIT, D
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This
is just an excuse for us to make a Long Duk Dong reference.
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Western Michigan, F
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Forgive
him if he enters Lawson one day and wonders, "Why
am I here?"
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Canisius, D
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If
it worked for the three pigs against the big, bad
wolf, it should be good enough for Atlantic Hockey.
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Brown, F
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He’s
bringing sexy back to the Bears.
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Brown, D
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And
you thought David van der Gulik’s graduation
would end the "Varsity Blues" references
around here.
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Michigan Tech, D
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In
search of a change, Eli's family crafts a new surname
by blindly picking tiles from the Croatian edition
of Scrabble.
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