September
19, 2004
Recruiting Trail: INCH's 2004 All-Name Team
We've
told you who in this year's freshman class will make an impact
on the ice. But who, just by their name appearing in a box
score, will bring a smile to our faces? Who is prepared to
carry the torch previously held by the likes of Spanky Leonard,
Reid Goolsby and Jake "Couldn't Cut it in the Mexican
League" Taylor?
Make no
mistake, a high standard has been set. But we think the members
of INCH's 2004 Recruiting All-Name Team might just have the
stuff to carry on that legacy. You'll find their names, with
comments, below.
2004
RECRUITING ALL-NAME TEAM
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School, Pos.
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Robert Morris, F
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And
you thought they were tough on Jeremy Bloom. Before
Nick even arrived on campus, the NCAA was investigating
illegal gambling activities.
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St. Cloud State, D
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So
that explains all the voluntary groundwater cleanup
by corporations based in central Minnesota...
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Minnesota, F
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Answer
to the question, "What happens when Kris rides
the tilt-a-whirl 13 times in a row?"
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Maine, F
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If
you think this is the first time a failed presidential
bid has led a candidate to a hockey career at Maine,
you’ve obviously forgotten Eric Weinrich’s
brief challenge of President Reagan in 1984.
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Union, F
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Did
you know that Tierra del Fuego is the southern-most
city in the world? No idea what made us think of that
…
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Clarkson, F
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Boston University, F
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What
you get when you cross a blonde, left-handed quarterback
with the sweatiest player in NBA history.
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Brandon
Gawryletz or Travis Gawryletz
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Alaska Fairbanks, D, or Minnesota Duluth,
D
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Weren't
one of these the guy the limo driver was supposed
to pick up in that old Bud Light commercial?
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Cornell, D
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The
unfortunate result of a sociology experiment: will
anybody notice that you named your son “Sasha”
if your last name is “Grenier-Pokuluk”?
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Michigan, F
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'Do
you like Pina Kolarik...and getting caught in the
rain?'
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Clarkson, G
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Coach
Roll thought he'd make a good building block after
the Golden Knights missed out on Jim Lincoln Log.
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Bowling Green, F
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Better
known by his TV name, Iron Chef.
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Lake Superior State, F
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The
Lakers are a perfect fit for Jeff. Where else are
they going to celebrate the arrival of an o.k. player?
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Wayne State, F
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He's
the focal point of the Warriors' new special teams
unit, My Big Fat Greek Power Play.
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Rensselaer, F
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The
activists on the Engineer campus are already calling
for Coach Fridgen to give this kid a chance.
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Michigan State, F
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Either
a Spartan forward, or an affliction that requires
a trip to the emergency room.
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American International, D
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Loved
his work as the driving cat on 'SNL'.
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