March 24, 2008 17 NCAA Tournament-Inspired Haikus (2008) Denver is the goal Advancing quartet known as The Mile High Club Air Force Springs World Arena is a 20-minute drive Sorry. Worcester-bound Boston College Mullet in Worcester, but Boyle graduated. Melrose needs topics. Clarkson Playoff loss to 'Gate Cost Knights an Albany trip? Not in the long run. Colorado College Bachmann gets honors But don't forget that CC Can give you Rau deal Denver Quickest parade route? From Pepsi rink, go south on Freeway to campus Miami Now more than ever, "Talent" in Oxford is found on ice and in stands. Michigan It's Porter's Hobey. Does the best team always win? Paging Morrison. Michigan State Spartan fans happy that John L Smith was fired instead of Comley Minnesota Memo to Garth Snow: You're great at developing a non-playoff team Minnesota State Feels great to be here; Had a great year, deserve it Hang on, what the eff? New Hampshire Slapshot tie well known Wonder if Joe Charlebois Billy's relative Niagara "I've got the power!" Purps' PP; cheesy rap song Get kinda hectic North Dakota Sioux in Madison Bucky makes a heartfelt plea: "Finley, stay away!" Notre Dame Holy Week just passed Phrase describes Irish offense 'Cause it's wholly weak Princeton Guy walks into bar "Good luck in Madison, coach" the bartender said St. Cloud State Nodl, Lasch, and Roe Makes a better haiku fit Than does Brocklehurst Wisconsin Not us, the system, Badgers tell their detractors Still, can't shine a turd Past Haiku Tournament Napkins: 2007 | 2006 | 2005 | 2004